Displayed inside a showcase on the third floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium rests a vibrant pink outfit performed in by the pop star. The show in front of a massive crowd of attendees was seen as a success.
You might not appreciate his music. Maybe you feel he is the finest offering to music known to man. Alternatively, you may hold a reasonable stance, conceding that some songs are belting while others are poor.
The key argument is that entertainment can be delivered diversely. Tastes vary. There is not a single method to craft music or even Test cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Long Game
Test cricket boasts peerless complexity. One struggles to think of another sport where the outcome is so dictated by conditions.
The climate, the time of day, the ball – the list is endless. Above all is the wicket.
If the long game is an artistic pursuit, the strip is the foundation on which the athletes craft their legacy.
A Broken-Down Battle: The MCG Match
The fourth Ashes Test between the old rivals was Test cricket cubism, the great game taken to pieces and reassembled in an unusual manner.
This is not a defence of the surface which produced a triumph and the second two-day Test of the series.
Having 10mm of grass on the wicket, leading to numerous dismissals falling in less than two days, is not an even battle between batter and bowler.
A Rich Tapestry: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a inferior show, one that should be marked with an asterisk as inauthentic, is wide of the mark.
The format is a rich tapestry, a long history and ongoing. At times, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball does all sorts for the seamers. Sometimes, it spins sharply on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is flat as a pancake, other times it explodes.
The exciting finishes are all the more thrilling owing to the time devoted during quieter periods.
Adjustment: The Real Challenge
Specific conditions are accepted more readily than others.
The debate in at the MCG was that the contest was skewed excessively towards the bowlers. That the skilled individuals were prevented from showcasing their talents.
This level of cricket is about problem solving – reading the situation and adapting appropriately. The two highest individual scores were made by world-class stars. One team was less disciplined than the other, and thus were defeated.
Sheer Celebration: For Those Who Waited
Try telling the devotees who have experienced years of defeat that this was not entertaining.
In a corner of the stadium, a sea of people made noise and created an atmosphere, generating a party atmosphere in a bastion of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the attack dominated, momentum when players responded, and rapturous celebration when the victory was secured.
Polar Opposites: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The venue has a history with difficult wickets. Previously, a Test there featured a pitch with all the life of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That fixture was a slog, with minimal action and endless boredom. The two-day game and that slow Test are polar opposites of the range – both are not perfect, yet significance can be attached to each.
Deep into the series into the current series, it is the quick finishes that will remain iconic in the collective consciousness.
"It's not the demise of the format at all," observed a former player. "Fans who have been privileged to see these two days have been experienced some genuine drama. Different entertainment."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the lead-in to this Test, the leader talked like a man carrying the heavy burden on his mind.
The team delivered for him, reinstating the smile to his face.
Different players performed with crucial roles. These are incremental gains, not nearly enough to guarantee long-term success, but a starting point to develop from.
In the end, this Melbourne victory is added to other historic performances in dead rubbers.
As the fans departed into a beautiful night, the team gathered on the turf to commence their own festivities.
Celebrate the win, men. You've earned this one.